The L.O.L. Game

customer: will my pancakes take long?
waitress: no, i expect that they'll be round, as usual.

ok, lol

there were 5 monkeys

1 went to college

the other 4 stayed home,

on tv the 4 heard the words

you, are, dumb, dumb.

the 5th monkey came home and said i passed my test and said am i smart or what

then the other 4 replied,

you are dumb dumb dumb



lool i found on a site

Ok so here's another I have for you guys!
There's a kid that's in kindergarten that goes up to he's teacher and says, "Teacher could I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "Yes, but tomorrow if you need to go you need to know the first 4 letters.
The kid then goes home that day and ask his mom while she's on the phone, "What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
Mom (on the phone): "Shut up!"
Kid goes ok then goes to his sister and asks, "What's the second letter of the alphabet?"
Sister (listening to iPod): "La la la la la."
Kid goes to his brother and says, "What's the third letter of the alphabet?"
Brother (playing a video game): "SUPERMAN!"
Kid lastly goes to his dad and asks, "What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?"
Dad (playing a computer game): "In the garbage can!"

The kid then goes to school the next day and asks his teacher, "Could I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "Yes, but what's the first four letters of the alphabet?"
Kid: "Shut up."
Teacher: "What did you say?"
Kid: "La la la la la."
Teacher: "You're going to the principal's office!"
Kid goes down to the office.
Principal: "What's your name?"
Kid: "SUPERMAN!"
Principal: "Where do you live?"
Kid: "In the garbage can!"

Hope you liked it!!

two people bump into each other
person one: I'm sorry.
person two: I'm sorry too.
person one: . scratches head . I'm sorry three
person two: . scratches head . I'm sorry for what?
person one: . scratches head . I'm sorry five

~~~~~ lol

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwain
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub mommy I'm drowning!

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!

Why is your hair green?
Cuz it is!

What room has no windows, walls, or doors?
A mushroom!

What do you call two witches that live together?
BROOM-MATES!

lamest joke of the year award goes to me.. lol

lol ratchet

What's green and has wheels?
Grass; I lied about the wheels.

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
SNEAKers!

lol!

what are the weakest days of the week?
the week days
(mon-fri)

Why did the cow cross the road?
The chicken was on vacation!

Q: Are you well?
A: No, you are not a well - you are a person.

Whats yellow and has two paws?
A Pau pau c: (its a fruit) xD

What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!

why is 6 afraid of 9
A- Because Seven ate/eight nine

Why did Niall Horan cross the road?
to get to Nando's c:

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
A stamp

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he wasn't a chicken.

What does the ocean do to the sand?
It waves. :p

How do you get straight A's? With a ruler

From BABV

Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh xD

^^ hahahahaa

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

cause he had no-body to go with xDD