The L.O.L. Game

Purpose of the game:
Are you "down in the dumps?" or feel gloomy? Well, here are some jokes to cheer you up! The purpose of this game is to make nice, funny jokes that you would like to share.

Example:
Me~Why did the potato cross the road?
A: Because it was taped to the chicken.

and so on...

Have fun and laugh away!
~Ocean

- Knock knock,
who's there?
- Cash.
Cash who?
- I prefer peanuts (;

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn't sneeze? o-o

knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
awww :'( don't cry

what do you do if your toe gets stuck in the mud?
call a toe-truck!

P1:Knock Knock!
p2:Who's there?
p1:Atch
P2:Atch who?
P1:Bless you

what do pirates do to have fun?
they go to the arrrcade.

what do you call a bear with no teeth?
a Gummy Bear!!!

What kinda of Mouse walks on 2 feet?
Umm.... idk Abnormal mice?
Wrong. Mickey Mouse. Now what kind of duck walks on 2 feet?
Oh!! Donald Duck! Gotcha (;
NUH UH dumbo. All ducks DUR :PP
...

Guy 1: Knock, knock.
Guy 2: Who's there?
Guy 1: Lettuce
Guy 2: Lettuce who?
Guy 3: Lettuce come in!
ahahaahahahahahahaha

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asia!
Asia who?
Asia you going to let me in then!

Two atoms are drinking asoda on a hot summer day. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my
electrons!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."

AHAHAHHHA SCIENCE HUMOR!

Omg my fave joke:

Two muffins are in the oven...and they have a conversation:

Muffin 1: Whoa! It's hot in this oven!

Muffin 2: OMG a talking muffin!

-screams-

funny, huh?

Mustache joke:
I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.
*Read out loud sounds funnier rofl*

Person1: I have to ask you a serious question that requires a serious answer
Person2: ok, what is it?
Person1:Do you know the muffin man?
xD

There are 3 aliens and they want to learn something new to say.
So the first alien goes to the opera and learns "Me me me me".
The second alien goes to a restaurant and learns "Forks and knives, forks and knives!"
Then the third alien goes to the candy store and learns "Goody goody gumdrops!"
So they're walking on the sidewalk and see a dead guy on the sidewalk.
The police comes and he says "Who killed this guy?"
First alien says "Me me me me."
Police says "What did you kill him with?"
Second alien says "Forks and knives, forks and knives!"
Police says "You're going to jail!"
Third alien says "Goody goody gumdrops!"
Hope y'all liked it!!!

nice one pearl!
here's my joke:
what did the octopus say to the diver?
can i hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

Knock knock, whos there? Cash, Cash who? No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

(ha ha ha got that from a book XD)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Now why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Two blondes were going to Disney World. On the way there they passed a sign that said, "Disney World. Left." So they turned around and went home.

What do you call a cow that is laying down or has no legs?
Ground Beef

What do you call a snail on a ship?!
A SNAILOR!!!
BAHHHHH!!

What did the big tomato say to the small tomato?
Ketchup!

what do you get when you cross a river and a brook?
wet feet!

So there's 3 guys and they want to see which one bounces the highest a soccer ball, a bag of potatoes, or a ........BOMB!
So they get up to a top of the building and drop the soccer ball. They then hear a kid crying go down and say:
"Hey kid why you crying?"
Kid: "A soccer ball hit me on the head."
Guys: "Oh sorry."
Then they go back up and drop the bag of potatoes. Then they hear a kid crying and go down and say:
"Hey kid why you crying?"
Kid: "Because a bag of potatoes hit me on the head. I think god's mad at me or something."
Guys: "Oh sorry."
Then finally they drop the.... BOMB! Then they hear a kid laughing and they go down and say:
"Hey kid why you laughing?"
Kid: "Because my dad farted and the house blew up!!"

That's one of my all time favorite jokes!!!