Riddles Riddles Riddles

This is how you play this game:
The first person gives an answer or they ask the person gives a riddle then the next person answer or asks for the answer.
Ex.
Tanni: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sarah: Because he wanted to the the other side!


Or

Tanni: Why did the chicken cross the road
Sarah :I don''t know, Why???

Or

Tanni: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sarah: Because his baby chick ran away and he needs to find him.
Tanni: No! Because he wanted to get to the other side!!

So i will start:
What type of shoes does a bear wear?

Bear Paw? Like the boots?

nope, bears don't wear any shoes, they have bare feet!!!!

Why did the mushroom go to the bar?

cause it wanted 7up duhh

No, cause it was a fungi xDD
(like fun guy) xD

What did the wall say to the other wall???

Pst! I'll meet ya in the corner.
What is black, white, and read/red all over?

A sunburnt zebra xD

What is the best time to go to the doctors?

Door: o clock???

or newspaper for Erika's one c:

No, at 2:30! (Tooth hurty)

Why did mickey mouse go to space?

To have more space for his club???

I have a riddle! c: what do astronauts drink? c;

I have a real long riddle, here goes.
There's a round house at the end of the streetn In this house there lived a mom, a dad,a little boy a maid and 2 chefs.

One day the little boy comes home from school to find his money from his piggy bank gone.
He went around asking the people in the house what happened.

The mom said "It wasn't me! i was out at the super market."

The dad said "I was with your mother, of course!"

The Maid said "It wasn't me! I was dusting the corners."

The Cooks said "It wasn't us, we were making dinner!"

Who was it?

the maid c:

I have another [quite] long riddle
on sunday a mansion with a maid, mom, father, boy was robbed. who did it?
the maid who was sweeping floors, the mom watching tv, the father paying taxes, the boy playing with his kite, or the mailman delivering mail?

maybe the maid who was sweeping the floor?

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Every wife had seven sacks
Every sack had seven cats
Every cat had seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives.
How many were going to St Ives?

29?

the answer to my riddle was

Spoiler:

you are driving a red, spotted bus with yellow doors and blue windows.
the bus goes past two grannies, of which one hops in, two dogs, of which both hop in, five people come on and four go off, another person climbs on holding a baby, a dog jumps off.

What colour of the eyes of the busdriver? O_o

Green? (Idk)

What has one foot but no legs?

ashleyclearsky wrote:Green? (Idk)

What has one foot but no legs?

Scientifically, a snail has no legs but a foot, the slimy part


The answer to my riddle is:

Spoiler:

Correct ^

Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

On her piano???

Yup ^

What is a boxer's favorite drink?