JOKE CONTEST, WINNERS REVEALED!!!

Whoever can tell me the best joke wins 2000 bear bills off me on babv! The winner will be announced tomorrow some time! It doesn't have to be funny, it can be completely random:)

1st place: 2000 bear bills
2nd place: 1000 bear bills
3rd place: 500 bear bills

ONLY 1 JOKE PER PERSON SO PICK UR BEST JOKE:)

GET JOKING:D

do you really know why Rudy the red becked reindeer has a red nose?
Cuz...that's blood. blood circulates through your body....hes not so special after all...gosh..

Any other jokes???

There was these guys and they wanted to see which item bounced higher: a basketball, bag of potatoes, and a....... BOMB! So they went to the top of a building and dropped the basketball and then they heard a kid crying. They went down and said, "Hey kid why you crying?" "Because a basketball hit me on the head." "Oh sorry kid.." They went back to the top of the building and dropped the bag of potatoes. Then they heard a kid crying so they. Went down and said, " hey kid why you crying?" "Because a bag of potatoes hit me on the head I think god is mad at me." "Oh sorry kid..." They went back on top of the building and dropped the bomb....... Then they heard a kid laughing and they went down and said, "Hey kid why you laughing?" "Because my dad farted and the house blew up!"

Hope you liked my joke sorry its kinda long!!

okay so 2 muffins are in the oven. 1 muffin says: "wow! it's hot in here!" And the other muffin says:"oh my gosh! A TALKING MUFFIN AHH!"


hahaha funny huh?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who? (cashew)
No thanks, i prefer peanuts

man and a woman in a coffee shop.
man: do you want to marry me?
woman: do you have a co-op
man: no.
woman: do you have a honda?
man: no.
woman: do you have a salary?
man: no.
**woman leaves**
man: *sighs* why do i want a co-op when i have three mansions? why do i want a honda when i have a ferrari, lamborghini, and a mercedes? why do i want a salary when i give away my salary??

Ok so Apple was going to make an ipod touch for kids.. but they didnt because they were going to call it ItouchKids
Lool.. xD Not so funny

Can it be yo mama jokes? If yes:

Yo mama so fat, we took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing

Guy 1.Knock, knock!!!!
Guy 2.Who's there?
Guy 1.The Delivery Guy
Guy 2.Go away, I never ordered anything
Guy 1.Yes you did
Guy 2.What did i order, then?
Guy 3.You ordered me to go away.

Hope you liked my joke

Why did the cook get arrested?
He was caught beating an egg...
LOL...I'm so not gonna win. :3

Some good jokes, i might have to do a first, second and third prize:)

The results are in.......



In 1st place is ☃ѡɪɴτεʀ~τɪmε~ʟεxɪ☃ with the joke "Yo mama so fat, we took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing."


In 2nd place is ~ҡɑɴɗʏ✼ɑρρʟe✼ҡɑτie~ with the joke "Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who? (cashew)
No thanks, i prefer peanuts"


And in 3rd place is Míraηda ϟ with the joke "okay so 2 muffins are in the oven. 1 muffin says: "wow! it's hot in here!" And the other muffin says:"oh my gosh! A TALKING MUFFIN AHH!"


Well done to all the winners, all the other jokes were brilliant but i had to choose out of them all and these stood out to me. We can arrange to meet up to collect your prize money:)

congrats (:

Congraats c:

congrats!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yay thanks! I read everyone else's jokes and they were funny too Congrats Katie and Miranda

Haha i loved your joke lexi! ^

Congrats to both of you

LOOL I LOVED CAMS.

congratss

Nice jokes everyone! Thanks for choosing me for third place!

Congrats to everyone and the winners!! Great job everyone!!!